Quality craftsmanship takes years to develop.  That's why we'll be good someday.

OVER 1 YEARS EXPERIENCE
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A Skis's Woodshop Production A.N.T.S. est. 2016

STRONG

Made of multiple layers of dead trees, the PushDick is hard and rigid, making it hard to beat.

BEAUTIFUL

Looks matter.  That's why countless minutes were spent on the design of the PushDick.  You will not find a better looking phallic woodworking implement anywhere. We pinky swear.

SAFE

The uniquely contoured handle keeps your phalanges at a safe distance from the blade.  Just grab the PushDick by the balls and give it a thrust.